Aidan twisted and contorted, trying to put on his footed sleeper pajamas. What he failed to realize was that his right leg was in the left pant. He thought it was rather amusing and suggested, "You should write about this in your blog, Mom." And that's all I have to say about that.
What I really wanted to tell you, in case you were wondering, is that a penny, when tucked into a slingshot by a little boy, might get spun 'round and 'round and 'round. The spinning might take place in the living room. And that penny might accidentally be released. If that happens, the glass in a nearby picture frame just might shatter. The very same glass that's been shattered twice before.
It just might happen.
So a word to the wise: watch your pennies, watch your slingshots, and above all else, watch your little boys.
Oh -- and always make sure that your right leg is in your right pant. It's just better that way.